what to say? I'm in college, play trumpet, guitar and learning piano. Im an half open book, so ask me and ill decide if its worth answering. “There can be great satisfaction in small revenges”
So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?
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DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.
the only personality test that actually matters is whether when you go to take a knife out of the knife block you imagine yourself as a final girl in a horror movie or king arthur pulling the sword from the stone
on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted
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Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!
yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing
What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?
y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave
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