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    1. Friend : I broke up with him
    2. Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
    3. Friend : We are back together
    4. Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
     
  2. fyeahpoisonivy:

    [Image: A set of three illustrations next to each other of Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. They are done in a chibi art style wearing dresses based on their costumes.]

    thehappysorceress:

    The Dancing Sirens by Janet Stone Wade and son

     

    1. Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
    2. Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
    3. Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
    4. Me: Yeah sorry :/
    5. Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
     
  3. owldude:

    jawnski:

    secret bunny conference

    "the ladybugs are on to us"

    (Source: tricksy-and-mopsy, via garyhiggins)

     
  4. nerd-flirt:

    You drive me so crazy my brain feels like a bag full of cats.

    See more Avengers pick up lines [here].

     

  5. guy:

    stability:

    What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

    What do you mean most people leave their rooms

    (via officialwhitegirls)

     

  6. officialalltimelow:

    alexgaskarthdoingthings:

    So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

    This is my favourite post of all time.

    (via mybine)

     
  7. (Source: zoewashburne, via sarahmnning)

     

  8. skimcheese:

    caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

    madeagoestohell:

    unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

    image

    I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

    (Source: emojigrl, via helloyouareohsolovely)

     
  9. thimbles-acorns-pixiedust:

    Do you want to build a Deathstar?

    It doesn’t have to be a Deathstar…

    (via mybine)

     
  10. dem-deutschen-volke:

    buonotogami:

    nuclearpiss:

    xmas-city-punk:

    malkatz:

    I corrected it

    I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
    I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

    photo yacunts_zps63ea3ddb.jpg

    image

    (via chrisynova)

     

  11. Anonymous said: Tiger Lily (Peter Pan) and Pocahontas please

    textsfromdisneyprincesses:

    image

    It worked

     

  12. allonsyandallwaswell:

    kingloptr:

    literallytrash:

    itssexualhour:

    My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

    you need less jesus

    holy fuck

    holy fuck 

    (via iamthegivingtree)

     
  13. angrystarfish:

    im gonna throw this at everyone


    someone needs to buy me this!!!!

    (Source: hi-dianaa, via officialwhitegirls)