1. syntheticmomma:

    lumos5001:

    hannibal-ate-bluebell:

    girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

    true story

    this is the truest thing i’ve read all week

    (via asyourshadowfalls)

     

  2. emoij:

    When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

    image

    (via ajd1219)

     
  3. radcanine:

    Tell me a bedtime story

    (Source: awwww-cute, via ajd1219)

     
  4. queenbsummers asked fuffy or spangel

    (Source: chelseainsunnydale, via ajd1219)

     
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  6. Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

    1. real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
    2. movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
    3. real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
    4. movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
    5. real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
    6. movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
    7. real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
    8. movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
     

  7. overratedsuicide:

    STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY

    STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING

    STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT

    STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT

    STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN

    (via ajd1219)

     

  8. ajd1219:

    sentimentalvelvet:

    cartel:

    mikemanmiller-us:

    cartel:

    if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

    Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter.

    trilogy… 

    ””“5 book trilogy”“”“

    Hey, they admit they make mistakes.

     
  9. pussykraken:

    i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

    (via ajd1219)

     
  10. xainagal:

    the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

    (Source: pigeonsandnonsense, via 1001spikes)

     

  11. sof-in-the-tardis:

    cityofheavenlydevices:

    I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

    This explains Hermione.

    (Source: ladyassbutt, via 1001spikes)

     

  12. unconflated:

    that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

    (via riddlemehiddleston)

     

  13. Anonymous said: Are you in love?

    I’m in love with animals and I finally have the job I’ve been wanting since I was a child. Finally at a vet office!!!!Does that count :D

     

  14. chaseross:

    twoandtwentyonebee:

    drarna:

    asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

    thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

    this is seriously a great post 

    (Source: neptunain, via officialwhitegirls)

     
  15. iglovequotes:

    Daily dose of love quotes here